I am error

Literally me.

bunnyfood:

Get that dog a pool

hussiebot:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

• Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

• Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

• When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

• If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

• Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

• Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

• Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

• Do not harm little children.

• Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

• When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

satan wants you to destroy all those who defy you

Satan: 1  God:0

sexyeyesstarin:

:)

hussiebot:

godheadcomplex:

• uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
• uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
• uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
• dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
• dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
• for his entire life

i never have dirk feelings

but i do now

Fuuuuck you, feeling is the last thing I wanna do right now.

e7-confessions:

Written by: oratarionebula7

Same.